robot

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No, I have a better idea. You scout the guys still playing. I'll look into the players that are golfing. Backswing can be very telling in a potential sniper.
yelling

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Nobody shit themselves, there was enough of that during the flu epidemic.

We beat divers in the very first round, we can beat them again. Let's just get back to that punishing angry game we know. And you should all have a little anger after letting this game go to hell like that.
yelling

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The fuck is that?

It's snowing!

This must be Edmonton. Or I'm dreaming. And the newspaper says... both!

My arm was twisted. Practice today is optional. As in you have the option of what you do with the time you'd normally be at the rink. Go back to sleep.

Don't question how Kevin can twist my arm at first light. It's just a saying. A metaphor if you will. It was totally over the phone. Sickos.
devil

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Thank God!

It has been so long, I'd almost forgotten the rules of hockey. Thanks Iggy, Nazzy and Nike. I now remember. The point of hockey is to...

...DODGE AS MANY PUCKS AS POSSIBLE IN 45 SECONDS?!?

Cloutier must be livid, "FINALLY a commercial I was BORN for and they give it to IGINLA?! Sacre bleu!"