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Tuesday, April 24th, 2007
11:17 am
No, I have a better idea. You scout the guys still playing. I'll look into the players that are golfing. Backswing can be very telling in a potential sniper.

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Sunday, December 3rd, 2006
9:52 am
Last night I dreamt of golf.

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Wednesday, July 19th, 2006
9:40 pm
Gentlemen, start your engines....

I say the line is funny in and of itself.

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Monday, June 5th, 2006
11:25 pm
Nobody shit themselves, there was enough of that during the flu epidemic.

We beat divers in the very first round, we can beat them again. Let's just get back to that punishing angry game we know. And you should all have a little anger after letting this game go to hell like that.

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Sunday, May 28th, 2006
7:56 am
I don't think the City of Champions is going to settle for second. Put those stupid hats away.

And if we can't do it for ourselves, let's do it for the cancer patients.Collapse )

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Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006
7:42 am
The fuck is that?

It's snowing!

This must be Edmonton. Or I'm dreaming. And the newspaper says... both!

My arm was twisted. Practice today is optional. As in you have the option of what you do with the time you'd normally be at the rink. Go back to sleep.

Don't question how Kevin can twist my arm at first light. It's just a saying. A metaphor if you will. It was totally over the phone. Sickos.

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Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005
7:30 pm
You wish, Horc. You wish.

And yes, Raffi. I have glasses.

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Wednesday, July 20th, 2005
7:02 pm
Thank God!

It has been so long, I'd almost forgotten the rules of hockey. Thanks Iggy, Nazzy and Nike. I now remember. The point of hockey is to...

...DODGE AS MANY PUCKS AS POSSIBLE IN 45 SECONDS?!?

Cloutier must be livid, "FINALLY a commercial I was BORN for and they give it to IGINLA?! Sacre bleu!"

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Wednesday, July 13th, 2005
8:25 pm
I'm back.

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Saturday, April 30th, 2005
6:23 am
It is good to be back.

...Coaching Team Canada playing Latvia.

Well, it's good to wear suits again.

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Sunday, March 6th, 2005
9:08 am
It's melting.

Let the countdown to golf begin.

I haven't been this happy since... last golf season.

I will give up drinking and hate crimes if the weather can just get hot soon.

Well, maybe not ALL hate crimes. Once golf starts, the way I beat Simmer mercilessly day in and day out practically IS a hate crime.

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Tuesday, February 8th, 2005
12:25 pm
This man's head is abnormally rectangular.



He could be a robot. Only robots are way smarter than him. He could be a poorly programmed robot.

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Saturday, January 1st, 2005
10:47 am
Kev got me a daytimer for Christmas. What a crappy gift, Kev. Thanks. I got him an ugly tie. We have nearly a 20 year history of crappy gifts between us. It's a tradition.

Simmer got me a dictionary, which he clearly wrapped himself (Tape goes sticky side IN, Sim). Another crappy gift, except that it turns out this dictionary was special made for me, and contains a lot of new words. Gaymo, for example. Now they can't stop me from using my words!

Mess sent me a gigantic box with airholes punched in it. I sent it back. It smelled kind of funny. Like whores.

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Thursday, December 16th, 2004
9:18 pm
Ask ONE question. Post this. Whatever. I'm trying to be supportive of your gaymo team efforts. Sensitivity training is working, I guess.

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Wednesday, December 8th, 2004
4:27 pm
I haven't decided yet if it's better or worse than coaching fucking 11 year olds.Collapse )
Sorry Simmer. I asked about taking you and they said "Fuck no. We have U of S and Austrian Elite coaches!"

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Monday, November 22nd, 2004
7:39 pm
A year ago tonight my ass was really cold.

Fuck you.

Bring it back.

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Tuesday, November 9th, 2004
7:53 am
Fuck you I have two weeks. I'm MacT dammit. I work on no timeline but my own. And K-Lowe's. And usually the NHL schedule.

So, we put another player in the ground, it's time to start the season again, right? No? Okay. Guess I'll go back to coaching the kids.

I think guys are easier to coach before their gonads drop. Maybe neutering is something to consider for my NHL team in the future.

You know what's really funny about that? They ask if you have a criminal record, and I said "yes" and they said "Okay. But is it for Sheep Humping or Drunk Driving or something all these Alberta kids' parents do already?" and I said "yes" and they gave me a whistle.

I don't get to wear a suit on the bench. How am I supposed to send the little bastards from the other team running off intimidated, peeing their little underoos(tm)?

Anyway, this is what I have been reduced to.Collapse )

God I hate children. They drool on things less than the Oilers, but they have these annoying little high-pitched voices. Like 23 Bergerons running around, only bigger.

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Monday, October 4th, 2004
3:49 pm
It's not the shoes, Kev.

Although, if I were losery enough to hang out with you under normal circumstances, those shoes would be enough to make me stop that.

You gaymos need to stop dressing K-Lowe.

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Sunday, September 12th, 2004
11:19 pm
Rather than waste time learning names, I decided to rename all of the rookies after the number they wear on the ice. But then I was trying to get 52 to do something for a drill and numbers 50 and 2 started doing the same thing. So now I am renaming them again, after old ladies. Ester and Mildred had an excellent ice time today. Doris could use some work on his fitness.

I now have a new lackey. His name is Bucky. He's more bald than Simmer, but smells better than Huddy. I'm not sure where that sits him, but they're all lightyears behind Billy Moores and his spring of lackey knowledge. Plus Mooresy has always been the best gum caddy money can buy.

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Saturday, August 7th, 2004
8:29 am
Welcome, Crow!
I made you an icon because us coaches have got to stick together. It might need resizing, but without further ado...

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